Cacozelia

Accumulatio - Therefore, this man is an asshole because he stole my car, emptied my bank account, made fun of me in front of my children and kicked my dog. Bdelygmia - I hate it when someone corrects my grammar. Cacozelia - You can easily see through her Cacozelia - I mean listen to her, going on about the "pientures." Diasyrmus - Understanding rhetoric is like understanding women - just when you think you've got it you find out you're completely wrong. Effictio - She was a tall blonde, with long, thick eyelashes, curves that could knock you into next Tuesday and a pair of feet that smelled fairly of sulfur. Geographia - He stood in the center of the plain, his feet planted firmly on the ground, yet his head was in some nether region, mainly that of Uranus. Homiologia - I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, like Rhetoric. Intimation - Hey, you wanna come back to my place and, you know, squeak, squeak, squeak? (What, I meant fix my squeaky bicycle wheel!) Litotes - I fail to see why you're so angry about this mouse in your soup. Mempsis - Dude, at least help me out of this snake pit you pushed me into. Noema - When the dog barks, go West and don't stop until you hit the lumber yard. Ominatio - The communists will rise and steal all yer healthcare. Be forewarned! Paradox - The meek shall inherit the earth. Rhetorical Question - What's the point of all this? Subjectio - What should we do next? How about drink heavily. Tmesis - That was fan fucking tastic! Verborum Bombus - I have the world's largest waffle iron, which is why my waffles are so big! Zeugma - As I was eating cake with icing, Jim chips dip. Wow. That was fun.